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    has anybody here worked as a security guard?

    but don't you have to be receiving welfare payments in order for centrelink to subsidies the course?
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    Fatties have right to extra airline seat

    how many seats would this man require? should we allow this sort of person on a plane? or should we opt to transport him from A -> B via ship?
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    Fatties have right to extra airline seat

    hey fatty boom boom, sweet sugar dumpling, let me get you something http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=_iNcXtUJDqA
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    Gaza situation "desperate"

    i'm up for it. i've got the Palestinian scarf thingy.
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    has anybody here worked as a security guard?

    i will, but not now because i don't have a camera. i'll post my formal pics.
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    has anybody here worked as a security guard?

    ahaha kev, thanks for the links bro. appreciated.
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    Cricket Season 2007/2008

    i don't rate the muff.
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    has anybody here worked as a security guard?

    so, i'm thinking of applying for my security guard license but i'm not sure if i'm old enough to do so (i'm 17). i don't want to be a bouncer, just a security guard at events such as concerts and whatnot. also, do you have to be really bulky to be a secuirty guard? because i'm pretty muscley...
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    Imams condone rape, violence right here in Australia

    ahahaha jb, you still need to get the cambridge definition.
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    Distinction Course Discussion

    sif you actually laughed out loud (literally)
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    Distinction Course Discussion

    namu, that is possibly the lamest post you've ever made, and many of your posts are quite lame. stick to maths. please refrain from making any more 'jokes'.
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    Fatties have right to extra airline seat

    oh wtf! when i read 'this is a joke' in the op's post i thought the entire article was a joke and fatties weren't given the right to an extra seat free of charge. fuck. this shit is outrageous. as waf said, you choose to stuff your face everyday, deal with it bitch. buy your own extra seat.
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    A day in Uni

    per week?
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    do NOT ever think about eating smoked tuna

    yo kev, can you send me that wiki article? i've always wanted to read it.
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    Cricket Season 2007/2008

    i don't rate cricket.
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    Gaza situation "desperate"

    I DEMAND MONIES!
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    how many people have you shagged?

    can you please set out which were the guys and which we the girls (if any) please?
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    Big Day Out Sideshows Announced (Lupe, Hot Chip etc)

    my friend is a security guard at this event.
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    do NOT ever think about eating smoked tuna

    ahahaha, is ebony arab?
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