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who is on tonight?

mi goreng is fucking disgusting. i almost threw up today. then again, i'm not a great fan of noodles.

hey alez, are you a lez?

yeah, and i don't believe you're a mod.

get a tattoo of a foot. cause it'd be like heaps cool having like a foot on a foot!!! LULZZ! kekeke

AHAHAHAHAHA, he'll push you down the stairs if you fell pregnant? can't you just the morning after pill?

ahaha, it's like playing 'spot the difference'.

my room is never untidy. i can't sleep in an untidy room. i dunno why, but i've gotta keep my room clean at all times.

bloody asian.

work, mother fucker! only kidding kevin. i <3 you more than you could imagine.

bloody asians.

ahaha, yep, you were pretty cunted. "but i'm in luuve" AHAHAHA

you've promised to eat many body parts over the last week or so.

wow. you've thought about this before huh?

yeah, the pay is pretty massive, which is why i think the conditions must be absolutely terrible.

i got offered a job as a pick packer but i'm not exactly sure what the job entails. is it difficult? by difficult, i mean REALLY difficult. it's a pretty good job cause i'll be getting paid 26$/hour.

ahahaha. i was on the phone yesterday for about 2 hrs, and i couldn't get through, so i just hung up and went to sleep. was waf stuttering intentionally?

yeah, i've gotta feeling i'm gonna fail as well.

ok. i'll talk about muslim pedos.

nah, that's shit. he'll hang up on me.