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That's because you were raped... By a toaster.

In conclusion, the op's mum is soft.

Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance, yeah Xerxes shake that thing, Whoops! I mean girl... girl, girl, girl "Xerxes you know you're my world" Alright now lose it "Aah aah aah aah aah" Just lose it "Aah aah aah aah aah" Go crazy "Aah aah aah aah aah" Oh baby "Aah...

The library. I have a friend who works as a casual at her local library, $25 an hour and all she has to do is wear library clothes and go around picking up books. Best story she told me was when an old lady returned some books filled with her own pornographic photos. I'm not bullshitting!!!11

MODERN HISTORY Everything was so good, then my teacher had to pick up a yr 11 ancient class on the same line and I got stuck with the slackest teacher ever. Like this dude wanks off constantly. As soon as he gets home from school/work he says to himself 'alright, time to get into some...

Muck up plans for the last few days of school? Mine was to rock up in nothing but a hoody and short-shorts and order pizza on the playground, but today our deputy told us we wouldn't be doing our HSC at the school if we do anything of the sort... Anyone else got plans or have the fun nazis...

'Smart kids' don't tend to get there through 'sheer hard work', they get there through smart work. An intelligent student with an effective set of study notes will always thrash some not-so-intelligent student who over a long period of time commits massive wads of content to memory through...

I'm not big on the idea - I'm looking forward to going to uni and making new friends, if I stayed back my current friends going to uni wouldn't include me in things. Moreso its one extra year between me and a job with a salary which can make up for my incredibly small penis.

I was flicking through the St John's college magazine and found this: Which got me thinking - WILL Australia eventually adopt a college based tertiary system? what are the advantages/disadvantages of doing so? I'm personally not big on the idea, I think like America it could generate a...

Re: 回复: Re: are you happy with ur overall internal ranks In the ancient Olympics there wre only prizes for 1st, the rest were just 'losers'. Best.system.eva. (not making a jab at your ranks they're fantastic I just love hardcore attitudes)

Wtf? 4 more days for me I'm fucking thrilled. I really hate the kids at my school, bunch of fucking hillbillies who give you shit for wearing Ksubis. I'm really excited about getting a decent UAI and getting into law, I might find some likeminded people or better yet - a girl with more...

Re: 回复: Re: are you happy with ur overall internal ranks There's no prize for second best my friend, you must win.

No. I bombed out in one ancient paper (80%) and thrashed everyone in later exams/trials but still this girl beat me, not by much though. I still don't get the kudos of getting an award for that subject :( Advanced english I was ranked 6th after some really bs marking! the girls who are...

A few points on this topic: 1) I object the notion that sheer hard work will get you a good HSC mark and a successful career. I recently went through my trials in which I knocked a girl who was dominating one of my subjects right off the perch by 15+ marks. This is a girl who sat in an arts...

I agree some of those particular subjects are certainly not soft. The amount of work my friend's put into their VET logbooks is incredible. It's frustrating though coming from a school which offers lots of VET subjects and the alike because a lot of the students who want to do those subjects...

Good to have an aim and some motivation though.

Owtch :P Is it really? I've had a look at some of my friend's law assignments (yes I'm sick) and they don't present as particually mathy, though certainly tedious. I always took the 'maths helps with law' comment to be a misconception perpetuated by law students trying to justify why they...

No, your opinion is fucking stupid. The HSC is a load of shit nowdays. Government policy is based on the idea that by exposing poorer people to higher education you improve their economic status, hence why there's been a push for 'practical' subjects in schooling. By law a school is required...

Yeah, but its not like he could slag him off. He actually answers questions without 'fluffing' which I found amazing. It will be interesting to see where Labor will change over the next year.

I've met Iemma. I've never met anyone like that before, he simply reeked of arrogance. I can't tell the difference between either parties at the moment. Both parties are conservative when it comes to social issues and neither are big on spending on infastructure. I saw Rees' interview last...