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[kami]

They are irrevelant..stop being silly. Why do you think there are monkeys here?

 

[Llyrai]

Because i want sex. and they want to watch.

 

[kami]

Evan slaps Alan for bad punctuation.

 

[Llyrai]

OooOoOoOH yeah....hit me harder.

 

[kami]

Evan doubt's Alan can be smacked any harder otherwise he may not be able to sit down for a while.

 

[Llyrai]

Sitting gives limited access.

 

[Llyrai]

If you're standing accused
And you're lost and confused
You don't have to take the blame

When your lifes rushing by
You will leave them beside you
I'll help you to ease the pain

~ If U Want Me // Michael Woods/Imogen Bailey

 

[Llyrai]

im so bored.

 

[monique66]

I want things to be irrelevant once again.

Irrelevant? Did i hear my name being called? *Runs to IPR thread*
*realises that IPR thread is not a physical thing and ends up bashing her head against the computer screen. Damnation now has a sore head *

 

[kami]

im so bored.

Is bored-er so like nerrr

Damnation now has a sore head

*hands Damnation some panadol to ease the pain*

 

[monique66]

Omg! (sorry to get all girly but anyway) My dad just caught me talking to myself in my room. I was acting like a complete idiot- making my own poetry and putting on voices...oh my god...i feel so humiliated...

 

[monique66]

*hands Damnation some panadol to ease the pain*

*Downs the panadol* Ah...much better

 

[kami]

Omg! (sorry to get all girly but anyway) My dad just caught me talking to myself in my room. I was acting like a complete idiot- making my own poetry and putting on voices...oh my god...i feel so humiliated...

Just tell him you were talking to the naked boy you had hiding under the bed. That should make him happy

 

[monique66]

Just tell him you were talking to the naked boy you had hiding under the bed. That should make him happy

hehe... I'm not sure if that would have worked, he kind of just rolled his eyes and walked out...

 

[kami]

hehe... I'm not sure if that would have worked, he kind of just rolled his eyes and walked out...

Then let him read I-PR...that should shift the focus away from you talking to yourself

 

[monique66]

Then let him read I-PR...that should shift the focus away from you talking to yourself

He's out now...hopefully he forgets about all the awkwardness when he returns...if not, i will take cover under my bed sheets and pretend to sleep

 

[kami]

He's out now...hopefully he forgets about all the awkwardness when he returns...if not, i will take cover under my bed sheets and pretend to sleep

Evan suggests you take cover *under* the bed with the naked boy....its the most economical decision

 

[monique66]

i think your forgetting that he was your invention, not mine. But nevertheless...

 

[kami]

Evan thinks his inventions are consummate in design and so he better patent them *draws copyrights all over naked boy*, Evan thinks he also better change that to naked guy or Micheal Jackson will try to invest...

 

[monique66]

hehe...i can see the empire now, drowning out the golden sun...

Nakedguy enterprises Ltd.